Most cycling shirts miss the joke.We’re a Melbourne-born brand turning watts, bonks & swoops into designs only riders get — for those who take their watts seriously, not themselves.
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These are the designs cyclists grab first — Swoop Happens, Straight Outta Lycra, Human Diesel, and N+1.
Premium feel, clean prints, and niche cycling humour that hits harder than a headwind.
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Straight Outta Lycra Tee
Regular price $49.95 AUDRegular priceSale price $49.95 AUD -
Swoop Happens
Regular price $49.95 AUDRegular priceSale price $49.95 AUD -
Human Diesel Tee
Regular price $49.95 AUDRegular priceSale price $49.95 AUD -
Men's N+1 Optimal Bike Count Cycling Tee
Regular price $49.95 AUDRegular priceSale price $49.95 AUD
Join the crew that laughs through the lactic.
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FTP tests. Headwinds. Magpies. We’ve all been there.
That’s why FTP & Chill exists — to remind you that cycling’s supposed to be fun.
Wear it, ride it, spill a bit of coffee on it — you’ll still look like part of the pack.
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Swoop Happens
Regular price $49.95 AUDRegular priceSale price $49.95 AUD -
Swooped Tee
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Magpie Attack Tee
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Cycling’s serious enough. Your tee doesn’t have to be.
You’ve done the watts, survived the swoops, and earned the coffee.
Straight Outta Lycra is for riders who love the sport — and the laugh that comes with it.
Premium cotton, Aussie-made, and built for comfort long after the ride’s done.
Mamil Evolution
Tees that talk your language
Designs that celebrate the ride, the banter, and the coffee that fuels it. That celebrate you.
Lycra is my Spirit Animal
Premium comfort, Aussie humour
Soft cotton. Local print. Zero ego. FTP & Chill gear keeps you comfy from bunch ride to brunch.
Magpie Attack!
Built for the laughs after the lactic
Cycling’s serious enough — your tee doesn’t have to be.
Let customers speak for us
from 10 reviews
Amazing cut. Lots of compliments. I feel like a Queen when i wear it!
Love it. I like the humour :) good fit and quality fabric.
My FTP & Chill T-shirt just arrived and I’m seriously impressed. The fabric feels soft but durable, and the fit is spot on — not too loose, not too tight. The designs are fresh and stand out without being over the top. Ordering was super easy and shipping was quick. You can tell a lot of care goes into both the product and the brand itself. Definitely my new go-to for T-shirts.
Just received my new shirt and love it. Wasn’t sure what size to get so used the sizing chart and went with the Xl and the fit is perfect! Shipping was quick and can’t wait to get my next one.
Lots of positive comments from my biking buddies who get the banter. Lovely material, good colours.
Great colour and fits well
Got this one and it's fantastic!!
Love my new Tee - it gets a lot of comments from admirers! Definitely recommend!
Great product.
My tee arrived within the shipping timeframe given. Great quality - way better than my cheap tees from the big chain stores and not extortionately priced. Happy customer.
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