Cycling humour, worn off the bike
Because Lycra isn’t for every occasion. Apparel for the moments between rides.
Shop our best-selling cycling designs
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Human Diesel
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Straight Outta Lycra Tee
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Zone 2 tee
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Shift Happens – Cycling Tee
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Swooped Tee
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Swoop Happens
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N+1 Optimal Bike Count Cycling Tee
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World Champion of Bonking
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Cycling humour, made for off-the-bike moments
Cycling’s serious enough. Your T-shirt doesn’t have to be. Cycling-inspired apparel for off-the-bike occasions.
You’ve done the watts, survived the swoops, and earned the coffee.
Straight Outta Lycra is for riders who love the sport — and the laugh that comes with it.
Cycling-inspired T-shirts, built for comfort long after the ride’s done.
Cycling designs that help you laugh through the lactic.
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Swoop Happens
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Magpie Attack Tee
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Swooped Tee
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Mamil Evolution
Cycling designs that speak fluent watts
Designs that celebrate the ride, the banter, and the coffee that fuels it.
Lycra is my Spirit Animal
Premium comfort, maximum humour
Soft cotton. Local print. Zero ego. FTP & Chill has your wardrobe covered from bunch ride to brunch.
Magpie Attack T-shirt
Look, is it scary when magpies attack cyclists? Yes. But does it hurt? Also yes.
Cycling’s serious enough — your post ride wear doesn’t have to be.
Let customers speak for us
Ordered my Shirt just before Christmas and it arrived really quickly. 100% cotton so lovely and soft and fits great.
Amazing cut. Lots of compliments. I feel like a Queen when i wear it!
Love it. I like the humour :) good fit and quality fabric.
My FTP & Chill T-shirt just arrived and I’m seriously impressed. The fabric feels soft but durable, and the fit is spot on — not too loose, not too tight. The designs are fresh and stand out without being over the top. Ordering was super easy and shipping was quick. You can tell a lot of care goes into both the product and the brand itself. Definitely my new go-to for T-shirts.
Just received my new shirt and love it. Wasn’t sure what size to get so used the sizing chart and went with the Xl and the fit is perfect! Shipping was quick and can’t wait to get my next one.
Lots of positive comments from my biking buddies who get the banter. Lovely material, good colours.
Great colour and fits well
Got this one and it's fantastic!!
Love my new Tee - it gets a lot of comments from admirers! Definitely recommend!
Great product.
My tee arrived within the shipping timeframe given. Great quality - way better than my cheap tees from the big chain stores and not extortionately priced. Happy customer.